Dita DuPave
Do these people sleep at night?

GlitterRock
Wow. They actually managed to find a bigger fruit than Seacrest!

Indomitus
*50s gangster voice* "Well, here comes one ripe-lookin' tomatah."

Dita DuPave
He must sleep well at night.

Zee
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim. And we sat in the Korova Milkbar, trying to make up our razudoks what to do with the evening...

Indomitus
*GONG!*

Indomitus
A mime is a terrible thing.
To waste.

Dita DuPave
HA! My work here's done!

Shockeye
"Where's Randy?"
"He heard the ice cream truck."

Shockeye
Somehow this is going to involve a man's testicles.

GlitterRock
Edgar Winter *IS* Bucket Man!

meqal
On the next Amish Idol......

Indomitus
She laughed so hard she shot her COOL REFRESHING COCA-COLA! out her nose.

TheDiva
"American Idol" receives its highest TiVO ratings ever when Simon busts Paula in the chops.

Indomitus
What is that sitting on her cleavage? A turtle?

JMShearer
Not to be too mean-spirited about it or anything, but if that's the best she can do, what does she look like without the makeup and fancy hair?

TheDiva
Blonde, not one iota of intelligence in her gaze...she's a natural for the pop music scene!

tinaw
And now folks, she advertises Hersheys. . . . I'm sure there had to be a much faster route to commercials than a 5 month singing contest.