Dita DuPave
Didn't Hugh Hefner date them?

TheDiva
Can't sleep, bimbos will eat me...

ChaosWolf1982
...can't sleep, bimbos will rape me...
...wait a sec.

GlitterRock
The Dahm Triplets: Dahm, Dahmer, and Jaclyn

GlitterRock
"... and for our audition, we'd like to perform an original song from our original musical, 'Dahm Yankees.'"
"Get off my stage."

RodRocket
Harry Mudd's 'Britney' series was a complete failure.

ChaosWolf1982
I'm confused... is this an argument FOR or AGAINST cloning?

AlexGariepy
The heck with the numbers? Is there a factory churning out these people?

Indomitus
"Like, hi. We're, like, the Tori Spelling Singers."

tinaw
"SHH! Corey is dead to me. DEAD!"

RodRocket
You kids want the World Modeling Agency in Sherman Oaks. They discovered Traci Lords, you know....

TheDiva
The "My Size Streetwalker Barbie" turned out to be a suprise smash...

Zee
"Don't insult my sex-replicant like that!"

Indomitus
You know what "fool's gold" is, right? Well, this is a hair color I like to call Fool's Platinum.

Shockeye
"Tcha, y'know what? Uh-uh!"