Zee
"Let my shemaleness comfort you..."

Zee
I'd like to sing a song decited to the judges entitled "If I Win You Can Insert it Here!"

AlexGariepy
Okay, now we're just getting into freakshow material...

Zee
"Daddy hates Roach. Roach got into the walls. He can't talk so good since Daddy cut off his tongue..."

Zee
"Thanks for the quarters, now I can cross the river styx!"

AlexGariepy
The logo gets the best view.

ArchHallJr
"I'm Michael Garcia and I'll be singing the Cannibal Corpse classic, I Cum Blood."

Zee
Is his face pressed against the screengrab?

Zee
"You have a kind yet talentless face."

SweetHeart666
They're casting for the Kevin Federline story!

gleeb
"Daddy, I'm scared."
"Don't worry. Mama's gonna make a fool of herself, and then we'll go get pizza."
"Yay!"

daupstart
Paula prospects for fresh meat at Banneker High School

Indomitus
One of them should get hazard pay for this.
Hell, WE should get hazard pay for this.

RodRocket
"I'm not complaining about the sex, Paula, but I'm not a contestant, you know...."

TheDiva
Damn, it's hard to avert your eyes and click on the "Next Topic" button, have you ever noticed that?