klutzka
"Wait a second, Paula! I suck?! Let me remind the audience which one of us dated Emilio Estevez!"
(crowd)...Ooooooooooooohhhh

alexgariepy
God bless us for this show and for the chance to drink some refreshing COCA-COLA!!!

tinaw
". . .and in closing, I'd just like to say this: dawg. Thank you, and good night, bitches."

tinaw
"Worship me, puny fools."

alexgariepy
That's right, that's my flippin' name. If you haven't figured it out for the last few years hearing me throw my sarcasm around and berating every single contestant I happen to lay my eyes on. If you haven't, then what kind of rock were you hiding under, and would you tell me where to find it so I can hide under too and not have to hear from the likes of the entire world ever again?

elKapitan
"Simon says, you will fear me for I am fear itself. You will repent for I am one of the seven signs of the apocalypse. I don't care if you are Jesus Christ himself, if you can't sing then I will make you wish the Romans had crucified you before you had ever met me."

daupstart
o/` [Who dat is?] / That's just my baby daddy /
[I said, Who dat is?] / That's just my baby daddy / ... o/`

tinaw
PROOF THAT BIGGIE LIVES!!!!

elKapitan
.oO(Gosh, my throat is bloody dry. I think I need a sip of refreshing COCA-COLA!!!)

GlitterRock
PUMAT of Pete Burns, Mick Jagger and Ron Weasley

elKapitan
If They Mated: RuPaul and Ashton Kutcher

alexgariepy
Paula: "I thought you were wonderful, and I'd like to send you to Hol..."
*Punch!*

GlitterRock
... ... Sarah's uneven buttcheeks are DISTURBING!

GlitterRock
(off-stage) "Simon? Did you eat your chunky soup?"
"M-mother??"

meqal
To prove she is the most evil among the judges, Paula summons Satan with a wave of her hand.