Dita DuPave
Two seconds after this screengrab: "These are the worst Girl Scout cookies I've ever had, just stop it now."

LongLiveRock
Am I a pretty girl?

elKapitan
"Check out my moves dawg. With my new slimmer look, I can actually have moves again!"

GlitterRock
"I sweah, dawg, my stack of pancakes at Denny's was THIS high!"

tinaw
*Paula giggling* "You got served at Denny's?"

Shockeye
*Simon smarming* "And I'm sure you ate everything on their grand-fuck-slam menu."

LongLiveRock
PUMAT Weird Al, Dweezil Zappa, and Kenny G!

meqal
o/~ Eat it eat it get yourself an egg and beat it! o/~

Agent_Moldy
Randy: "Ooo, eggs!" *runs out*

elKapitan
o/ "...And they were singing,
My, my, this here Anakin guy..." o/

alexgariepy
Have some more turkey, have some more rye...
Obviously catering to Randy... no, I didn't mean it literally.

RodRocket
"Hey, it's an Armenian name. Deal with it."

GlitterRock
"That last audition was so horrible, I need a stick of delicious Wrigley's Spearmint Gum to unwind." (unwrap, unwrap)
"Simon, you are SUCH a whore!"

JurassicPork
"Now, see how I'm grinding this lit cigarette into my thumb? Would you be willing to take a wager as whether it or my ears are feeling the most pain? You may be surprised..."

kluztka
"Your hideous caterwauling calls for a doobie break, my dear."
*flick*...*light*...*puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff*