Cyberbeast
"It's my hot body, I'll do what I want!"

Cyberbeast
Not being able to find strong enough words to describe how much this guy sucks, Simon took out a knife and stabbed him in the stomach.

GlitterRock
Peter Brady, gettin' fun-kay!

elKapitan
Excellent. I put good money on Paula. I bet that she would be the first Idol judge to suffer a 'freak-out'.

GlitterRock
Where will YOU be when the realization sets in you actually slept with Prince?

LauraPowers85
"Repeat after me: Mecka lecka hi, mecka heiny ho."

Cyberbeast
Wayne Brady has really let himself go.

tinaw
"Well, the downside to all this weight is that my wife left me . . . . but the upside is -- I'm free for you, baby!"

elKapitan
"I know you're not that shallow Tina. Even though I've let myself go, I still think I've got a shot. C'mon girl, just gimme a chance!"

GlitterRock
"Tina... you gonna finish that French Dip, baby?"

GlitterRock
"It's ok. After working on 'Buffy' for seven years, I'm used to pretencious British know-it-alls."

ElectraAlan
"It was a long time ago. I was just a baby. I don't remember being dangled over any balcony."

LauraPowers85
Simon Cowell, UK Record Executive has just signed a twelve year contract with Maybelline. Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.

Cyberbeast
"I'll take cracked-out Whitney Houston for the block."

Storm66
Simon recoils by the glare from Paula's teeth.