Zee
That little girl was such a fucking bitch I'd like to track the actress down today and have really rough sex with her.

WaffleKing
Alternate title:
"Gay gay man is very gay."

AlexGariepy
"So what do you recommend I should do, General Liu Bei?"

MrfnordTim
Hey, Andrea! One frickin' semester at UNM does *not* make you a journalist!

Gray Zombie
Vir's doin' it freestyle.

AlexGariepy
"I like booooooooooooooooze!"

Cyberbeast
"Medical log: Daylight came and everybody went home. End log."

AlexGariepy
"Oh, sure, hit me with my own weapon thing rather than shoot me with a PPG, you make me si-i-i-i-i-i-i-ick..."

JMShearer
Well, I like my soul, too, but I've never done that with it.

GersonK
"So remember kids, you can't rely on safety mechanisms. Sometimes elevator doors close when you least expect 'em to. And that's one to grow on."

Zee
Asia Carrera checks to see if the shit is legit

YingYang
Sorry, gimme a second...I'm checking the GlitterDome's galleries to remember the cap I wrote in 2001 to see if it was funny enough to cap again...

eric321
Yeah -- the whole foundation! That was some night.

AlexGariepy
This is the official "Leave a penny, take a penny" screengrab.

Indomitus
"Smack dat ass, yes?"

AlexGariepy
"Oops, I just triggered her 'sleeper' personality by accident. My bad!"

YingYang
FUCKING SHIT! I DID NOT NEED TO SEE G'KAR RUBBING ONE OUT TO INTERNET PORN!!!!!! FUCK!

daupstart
"Stay away from me. My head sprays mercury this time of month."

gleeb
"Grab a brew; don't cost nothin', yes?"

cajunmagic
This is for being in "8 Simple Rules" when you had no business, Rockford!

Zee
Drake Kindaethnic

Cyberbeast
"My fingers always smell like Cheetos. It is my gift. It is also my curse."

RodRocket
Deady Ruxpin?

AlexGariepy
You know what would be news? A wrestler dying by natural causes.

ElectraAlan
Which is more than you can say for any of those "Birds of Prey" bitches.

Zee
"He'll be the diabolic woman he's always dreamed of!"

AlexGariepy
"BahgawdIgor, get me a hoss!"
"Yes, Senor McMahon."

TheDiva
What is this, "Batwoman Begins"?

Gray Zombie
Beyold? Production so damn cheap, it can't afford a spell checker.

RodRocket
"Why not? She's a broad!"