Cyberbeast "Remember me fondly boys and girls, before they splice my dead ass into a Dr. Pepper commercial."	Agent_Moldy *sigh* Danny and Sandy, together again! (Yeah, okay, so that was a stretch. They can't all be good.)	gleeb What is that behind her? Is she speaking from her secret Oprah Moon-Base?
tinaw Freud points out the sexually dysfunctional significance of underwear on the ceiling.	meqal I would just like to say to Harry Knowles. PLEASE STOP KISSING MY ASS YOU GOOFY MUTHERF**KER!!!!!	Agent_Moldy "Back off, Honker."
JohnSteed "War sucks. My face is a lump of dough. Thank you, and goodnight."	GersonK Nothing says dignity like working a gig where you have to stop the show to wait for Ann B. Davis to take her seat.	GersonK A free swing at Gilligan? I think the least the average TV viewer deserves.
The_Gray_Zombie Damn right we're cantankerous. Buy the damn Jefferson DVD's.	ArkhamGuard ArkhamGuard--remembering the days back in 1977 when he would spin around in front of the bathroom mirror, innocently believing a brilliant flash of light would give him a cool costume, a golden lasso and superpowers....Yeah, that should've been a hint of thngs to come...	GersonK Oh, it's a classic stooge fist to fist roundhouse! I take back every bad thing about this show I ever said. Except for the ones involving flaming dog excrement.
Cyberbeast "I'm starting my own show, it's called 'The Hate Boat'."	JohnSteed A tazer? Come on, you might as well be using a Klobb with 10 bullets left!	JohnSteed Why I suddenly have no friends online, either
Indomitus There's more silicone in those two names than in all our computers combined.	AntiHero Don't worry folks, the midget kung-fu roadie fits into this somewhere...	AntiHero The eternal struggle between reading the captions and looking at the picture.
meqal Sign Your Gaming Character Sucks #78: The Character's Deadly Special Move is The Wet Willie	meqal Rod Roddy made it to heaven I see.	gleeb Look, if you paid less attention to the Fire of Ishtar and more to the amount of starch in my shorts, I wouldn't walk like this.
klutzka "Hey, I've got a chair made entirely of chocolate. I'd say I'm happily retired."	AntiHero They is coming! You have no chance to survive, make your time!	LauraPowers85 Come on, September! *crosses fingers* I've got a twenty on ya!
Agent_Moldy "I say to you, Ron Weasley, before this cock crows, you will deny me three times."	JohnSteed Why so dramatic? Isn't this how EVERY cat is?	elKapitan "We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pet's HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!"
Agent_Moldy Photo taken just seconds before Casper's head became her newest implant.	Agent_Moldy Rare photo of an actual Big Mac attack taking place.	TheLurker o/` Britney in distress... bring her back now and show her breasts! o/`