Cyberbeast "I'll take cracked-out Whitney Houston for the block." |
LauraPowers85 The funniest thing about this picture isn't the falling girl. It's Simon. Look at him: he's all shocked with his hand over his mouth. *Gasp* Simon is one prim lady. |
tinaw If Simon had his way, he'd have a million of those stickers sitting on the table in front of him . . . |
elKapitan o/ "I'm a Ford Truck man. That's all I dri-ive. I ain't got no boundariiiess, I don't compromi-ise..." o/ |
TheLurker Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg! |
LauraPowers85 .oO (I wonder what would happen if I twisted off his nuts?) |
ElectraAlan "Silent night. I said a-silent night." |
Cyberbeast Throughout the auditions, Simon periodically checks his pulse to make sure he hasn't died and gone to Hell. |
Zee "Excuse me, I'm just a little sore after having been beaten with the lead pipe of ugliness." |
Cyberbeast Simon is much more agreeable since his lobotomy. "You go Hollywood, I like pudding." |
Agent_Moldy Jamie Foxx IS -- "Chickenhead Jones" -- this fall, on the WB. |
enigk "That Simon-a Cowell, he a-totally loved-a mah spaghetti!" |
Agent_Moldy Like a horse to a carrot, Ryan is transfixed by her finger. |
tinaw .oO Did he say 'Milano cookies'???? Oo. |
LauraPowers85 After leaving her show, Sally gains 100 pounds and discovers an affinity for the piano. |
tinaw . . . explains it all. |
Agent_Moldy o/ I am beautiful...'cuz that's what that nice man with the lollipop said... o/ |
Cyberbeast "If I'm crowned Miss Ho Bag 2003, I plan to work on world peace, and rescue orphan puppies." |
Cyberbeast "...and I'd like to thank Sharon Tate, without whom which none of this would have been possible." |
Storm66 You know what the real horror is? Somewhere, someplace, some time, someone said "Hey cool outfit!" |
DarkDynaGirl Beware the fury of the "Pink Pimp!!!" |
JohnSteed Ladies and gentlemen, Final Fantasy Overdrive! |
144b That's not his full name. His full name is Nana Nana Boo-Boo. |
gleeb Two down... |
Cyberbeast When No Doubt's drummer claimed backstage that he had bigger boobs than Gwen, she didn't expect him to prove it. |
YibbleGuy o/'"'Cause I AM whatever you SAY I am And my shirt says I give away FREE YAMS ..." |
tinaw They made me jump the shark! |
ABServo Michelle Branch is after me! Please hide me!! |
ElectraAlan I'd like to point out that I'm a black woman. God forbid I should ever make an acceptance speech where I don't point that out. |
Cyberbeast Jim Henson's Camel T... I mean, Incredible Hulk Babies. |
