HPHovercraft This grab brought to you by the Church of Scientology, where we may take your soul and will to live, but we DON'T take American Express. |
YingYang If I'd made "Charlie's Angels" |
The_Gray_Zombie Then, just to spread his evil, GlitterRock turned the hot water off...... |
Beedo Alan Oppenheimer for Binaca. |
Sunumabeech "Look, I'm not saying I *don't* like rice every now and again, but...come ON!" |
robofreak "Awww, Beav...quit bein' a goof all the time will ya? Dad's on trial for rape and stuff." |
JohnSteed Dammit, it's "tastefully done." |
YingYang John McCain, come on down! |
Xigeous "Damn! No wonder I couldn't find the remote." |
glenda124 Hey! It's a Smurf house! |
alexgariepy (continuing will) And to everyone else, I leave you with this videotape of my beautiful face staring at the camera for 5 hours. Enjoy!" |
BeeperMan My bong sprung a lea.....hey, this isn't bad....... |
rick12string "MY POMADE!! YOU EEE-DI-OTT! MY POMADE!!" |
shorty3k "I don't know, sir! It seems that we're being attacked by Fruity Pebbles!" |
Cagey_Bee You suggest I wear panties on my head one more time and I will put YOUR soul in a Thermos Bottle! |
jfopie I can get it in this far, but any further and I have to use lubrication... |
Klatuu Live for the One. Die for the One. Two for the One sale. |
Agent_Moldy "...and that's an order! Oh, and one more thing -- Baby did a bad, bad thing. Take care of it." |
Klatuu Legend of the Ranch-ers. "Live for the salad, Die for the salad." |
Soozcat Christopher Pike never got used to the bumper cars. He had no button for "Whee." |
UnReality "Centauri Prime! Are you ready to rock?!" |
YingYang "Ya'll just simma dow nah!" |
YingYang "I hope Sexiness isn't contagious. You all might be at risk. Oh, yeah!" |
ButtercupWafflebrain "What do you mean all you have is waffles? What kind of place *is* this?!" "Wafflehouse, ma'am." |
IMiss Hoosier Daddy |
IMiss She was appalled to find out that, not only was her inner child following her, but that she was a dot-commer, to boot! |
Laurie2K "Are you free tomorrow night?" "No, but I'm on special the day after." (giggle) |
Laurie2K I am Pamela Lee. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer. |
CaptionFreak o/ I've got a boyfriend, my boy his name is Victorino, I don't want him, can't stand him, so I... Hahahaha! o/ |
zombiewoof68 Jason Voorhees attains enlightenment, becoming the world's first zen serial killer. |