Generik Two Guys, A Girl and A Pizza Face now continues...	NightTrain "Heads up, bubbi. We gonna make us a motherfuckin' golem!"	animebabe No, but a quick knee to the groin does the trick without fail.
Xigeous "Yes, I'd like a carton of cigarettes and a six pack of Bud."	oDd_man_0ut Muslim women are like ninjas.	Enoch_F I see they've improved service at the post office...
NightTrain "Wake up, Maggie! I think I've got something to say to you."	statutoryApe This is what happened to Sonny Bono.	JohnSteed Luigi gives his brother that look every moment since the day they left him out of Mario 64....
MmmNougat George was astounded at how small Saturn really was.	The_Gray_Zombie After absorbing the rectal*snicker*gesic properties, Salmoneus tries to teleport.	MmmNougat Giving up sex is unnatural. C'mon, do the priest a favor and give me a little sugar. God will smile upon you, my child.
Saltydog Word was out on the street: the bald dude was back--and he was packin'.	Ghosthntr Ever since I was a little girl I've always wanted a big chest!	YingYang "You don't getta try my man-wich till you register with the Dominion, you silly little cheeky monkeys..."
saintsammy Mickey's a Keno junkie!	GersonK "Nun shall pass!"	Generik Only A FOO would buy this car... and I pity A FOO!
screaming_fist He gets his kicks below the waistline, Sunshine.	matrix29 "Carolyn, the whole Leviathan issue is done with and you don't have to birth any squid babies, the downside is I exist only through sheer force of will."	Nyssa23 I Ate the Worm!
anti_hero Oops, looks like Al Bundy threw another one of Kelly's boyfriends into the door	Humoriste That's MISTRESS PRIME to you, buddy.	melodica22 "OH, YEAH!?! Well MMMMBOP this, buddy...!"
aejk Mulder and Scully; Behind the Files	anti_hero You can completely mop a floor before Michael Myers can walk across it.	greybo99 I tell ya copper, if I'd had your 9mm I coulda shot him at least 6 more times.
girly_girl The Tide is high, and I'm holding on. (Blondie)	Granamyr "I see dead people. Really, no bullshit."	YingYang "I don't use tampons, I use kittens."